Got an AMRAP workout today? Here’s how Chuck handles them…
Just in case you were wondering, here’s how Rich Froning stacks up against Chuck Norris…
How he handles death…
How Chuck views his WODs
Why no WOD can knock this man down…
Here are a few other motivational FACTS:
‘There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live’
‘Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter’
‘Chuck Norris doesn’t do Hand Stand Push Ups, he does Earth presses’
‘Some Magicians can walk on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land’
‘Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves’
‘Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes – 14 of which he spent building a snowman at the bottom’
‘Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number; you pick up the wrong phone
‘Chuck Norris makes onions cry’
‘Chuck Norris can hit you so hard even your blood will bleed’
‘Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding’
‘Chuck Norris’ blood type is AK-47’
‘Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will Crash’
‘Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest’
‘Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter” ’
‘Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death, he wins fair and square’
Now go kill your WOD!
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